- Be good to the environment. Global warming leads to Waterworld and that was bad enough the first time.
- Treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. You never know when the next revolution will be.
- Never wear Crocs or Ugg Boots. They're fashion disabilities, not accessories.
- Drive carefully and respectfully. There's only room for one Michael Schumaker in the family.
- Practice safe sex until you're ready. If it helps, look at the before- and after-children photos of your mother and I.
- Respect your elders. One of them may just have a big fat inheritance for you.
- Be yourself. No-one else will do it for you.
- Be happy in all your endeavours. Antidepressants and therapy are expensive.
- Do research before joining a religion. At least know the extent of your hypocrisy before spouting it to others.
- Love and respect your family. You'll need someone to hide you when you're on the run from the police.
10 Life Tips for My Children
Posted by
Nightwyrm
on 09 November 2009
Tags:
children,
life,
reflections,
tips
I thought I'd pen some pithy words of wisdom for my children to take note of as they embark on their journey through life (in no particular order).
10 Life Tips for My Children
2009-11-09T19:37:00+13:00
Nightwyrm
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